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skye, dude,

i know your post is seemingly a bit ironic, tongue in cheek; but, there's obviously genuine complaint in it too--or at least frustration.

cool. that's human. but, i'm still going to dare to ask you: at the end of the day do you really have anything to complain about?

you get a lot of dates.
you have no problem finding sex. occasionally disappointment follows?
so what.
i'll repeat: you get a lot of dates and seem to have no problem finding sex.

that's what's known in the trade as being FORTUNATE.

to have the combo of nature's and nurture's gifts that one must--i.e., a combination of age, appearance, intelligence, self-confidence, a modicum of income, and location--in order to have so many even *disappointing* dates and hookups is, quite frankly, A F***ING LUXURY.

I don't get a lot of dates and don't have much sex. that's called being UNFORTUNATE, at least from a certain point of view, espcially since I live in NYC, too.

But consider this: through politics i know a guy who is gay, physically handicapped, middle-aged (heaven forbid), and a midget. i'm not shitting you. okay, he's not ALSO a post-op transsexual black women, but otherwise he's pretty much got the entire panoply of "unfortunate" minority demographics covered. i could be wrong, but my guess is he'd tell you (and probably me) to be happy with what you've got. and you've had, got, and most likely will have "a lot."


I thought of that old joke, you know, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" And the guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs."

Well, I guess that's pretty much how how I feel about "dates". You know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and ... but, uh, I guess we keep having them because, uh, most of us need the eggs.

Double M

Interesting anology - only bad Chinese Food don't give you orgasms - that's guareenteed even with a an actor/model/temp/theatre person
(even the bad ones)


icky! chianease food is preety bad sometimes... :Ob

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