I've mentioned before the recruiting venture of Jehovah’s Witnesses in my area recruiting on a Street Corner (a few months ago during my hiatus). They came knocking on my door. Oh My.
I've had fantasies of what I would do, if this event actually happened, if they actually came a knocking on my chamber door.
The first notion involved letting them in, taking the two; because they always travel in pairs, I'd let them in my front door, we'd have a long healthy discussion about religion and homosexuality, on my very comfy couch. After a few hours, they would naturally come out and confess that they're gay. We'd then move to my bedroom and well, the rest can be left to your imagination. I'd score one for liberalism and for helping two new gay boys out of the closet.
In reality. I had salmon steak on the stove, cooking to medium rare perfection. I thought the UPS guy was bringing me books from Amazon, so I rushed to the door to find one really hot boy and one not so hot pudgy boy, both wearing name tags, rapping on my front door.
My jaw dropped, and quickly, I had to make the anxious decision of, entertaining hot boys or destroying my lunch. My brain is ticking, I'm analyzing, their both young. They both have "Elder" name tags, I immediately feel like I'm in a scene from Latter Days. By they way, when I cook around the house. I like to wear a really beat up tank top and my little PJ bottoms with sailboats. I looked hot. Now I must make a decision. The salmon or the twenty year old boys. I'm hungry so the cooking salmon wins. I'm hungry so I don't turn of the stove and devote full attention to the cute boy trying to convert me.
They start, introducing themselves. Before they have finished, I blurt out “I’m gay." they pause. I continue with "and I know how Jehovah Witnesses feel about gay people." This is when the cute boy, clearly in charge. States, "We're Mormon." with a perverse twinkle in his eye. "We accept gay people." Sigh. So much for them reeling in shock.
The conversation stalls and I'm worried that my food will burn. There's an odd moment of awkward silence, before I claim to be uninterested. They leave, I hope they'll return, to try again and win me as a prize for their religion.
It hasn't happened and probably won't. Drat.
Amusing read,i was born Jehovah's Witness 3rd generation 1957 and went door to door for 33 years.
True,JW's reject homosexuality.
As an insider i can tell you that JW's do 'sin' just as much as everybody else.
Visit my home page it's gay & lesbian friendly.
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Cheers,Danny Haszard Bangor Maine www.dannyhaszard.com
Posted by: Danny Haszard | December 17, 2005 at 07:27 AM
I found this blog as I was searching for information on gay Jehovah's Witnesses. I think if I had come to your door I would have dropped my Bible flat on the floor and started salivating. Well.
I just started a blog two days ago for gay ex-Jehovah's Witnesses. (gayjw.blogspot.com) Put that in your pipe and smoke it. How many have you converted?
Posted by: Michael | January 25, 2006 at 01:45 AM
The Jehovah Witness Watchtower cult hates gays! The cult deliberately breaks up families. The cult is big money (billion a year) and donates nothing to charity. The cult causes death from its bogus blood ban. Protect your family by warning people about this cult. Christian Peper
Posted by: christian peper | February 15, 2006 at 09:25 PM